chaosvizier

Oops, lost track of things. So let's finish up this November Meme with the last two entries merged into one, courtesy of sskipstress and sskipstress. Convenient, wot wot?

On the one hand, she was curious about my thoughts on presidential pardoning of turkeys.

On the other hand, she wondered what were some of the most useful, most amusing, and utterly useless mnemonics.

In the words of Leroy Jenkins, "Let's do this!"

( Frigging turkeys. )

( Johnny Mnemonic approves of this thread. )

TL,DR version: If you learn a mnemonic, you'll save the turkey.

Ok, this one is a few days late. Sometimes stuff happens. But no matter, the meme must go on! Also, there's still time to get another entry or two in if you're feeling adventurous. Go for broke! Make the pie higher!

Meanwhile, germankitty goes all historical and proposes that I discuss JFK and whatever legacy he left behind in my opinion.

( Dammit, Jim, he's dead. )

TL;DR version: JFK was doing great until someone shot him. Then his presidency suffered a decline.

This is a lot of posts for me. Crazy talk!

And now, the post you've all been waiting for: angledge told me to write about my plan for world peace.

( This is going to be pretty ugly. )

¹ True story at work: First, we have those phones with all that fancy caller ID stuff so it shows you the name of the person calling you, or at least their number. In some cases, for generic department lines, maybe just an office name. Second, there is an office on Genocide Investigation and Prevention somewhere in the building. So, when I got a phone call from "Genocide 1", I have to admit, I was a bit nervous.

Four entries in six days? This is unheard of, wot wot!

Today, lovellama went old-school and wanted me to review the movie 'Predator'. An Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? YES I CAN.

( There is never a wrong time for an Ahnold movie. )

In summary, part two: Billy was the best character. All hail Billy.

Another day, another blog entry with a special topic/question to be handled. Want me to talk about something specific? There's plenty of chances! Hell, take a second spot, I'm not picky.

Anyway, for today's topic, bending_sickle thinks I should talk about horror movies: the good, the bad, and the ugly.

( This entry will be presented in SPOOOOOOOKYVISION! )

In summary: Don't go to Japan because their ghosts will seriously fuck your shit up, I'm not even kidding.

True, I haven't memed in a while, and I haven't posted anything interesting in a while, and this meme (courtesy of dubh_ceol) seemed interesting, so here goes...

"Reply to this meme by yelling 'Words!' and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you."

( Cut because this will probably get TL;DR, although I'll probably still include a funny picture for good measure. )

I haven't memed in a while, but I'll admit that this one snagged me with its unusual nature. It's the "Here are the answers, but what are the questions?" meme! Respond if you want to know the questions to the following answers, and then you must in turn post answers in your own journal and make others wonder what the questions are. Let curiosity kill all the cats!


1. fragbert
2. angledge and vulgarbarbarian
3. drkodos
4. marasca, notevenu
5. the_wanlorn
6. bad_latin, duia, gutbloom
7. ckirkman
8. evilfb, fanboyextream, bad_latin, trishalynn, silent_r_infork, buzz
9. spiffington, cheezdanish
10. perkyczarlet, mamajoan
11. No idea. Let's choose a name at random... not_so_evil_now
12. renospalace, shinga, culturecouture
13. cleolinda, cheezdanish
14. chrysoberyl / vulgarbarbarian
15. This is a terrible question. funkyplaid, you lose. Sorry.
16. Probably no one on this list, heh. Ok, maybe germankitty and ckirkman and mamajoan.
17. I should just cut and paste everyone's name in this space. I'll start with... doomgirl
18. I'll say vilnolin and thereject, mostly to be funny.
19. barbarienne and malkatsheva
20. the_5th_element
21. ...I don't even know what this question means, so xgreenjudasx wins.
22. ...Same as #21, so halcyon7 wins.
23. fizrep
24. angledge
25. nihilistbear, deza
26. I'm going to have to honestly say Nobody.
27. This is cheesy. drlaurac, you win.
28. Let's never ask this question again. Meanwhile, lovellama, you lose. Badly.
29. Lots of choices... no offense, but kokopellinelli, deza, renospalace... and a few others.
30. Giving in to curiosity will only lead to horror and madness. And possibly gluttony and sloth. Maybe even frivolity. Not carnality. Hopefully no wrath. Shit, I forgot the other deadly sins. But whatever, they're not that important anyway.

I suppose this meme is appropriate, since I rarely blog in the first place. And no, I haven't asked anyone any questions, because... well, just because. But go on, knock yourselves out.


"Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, political leanings, thoughts on yaoi, favorite type of underwear, graphic techniques, etc. Repost in your own journal so that we can all learn more about each other."

(Here's a hint: I'm going to be a total wiseass in my answers. Honest, sure. But wiseass. Accept it.)

(Also, the comments are screened right now, but I'll answer all responses in public posts. Never fear.)

Preceding a movie review, a movie meme, stolen from severus89!

( I like movies. The caveat is, I like bad movies. )