Fun With Memes!
Nov. 14th, 2008 08:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I think I do this meme once a year, just for kicks, and because I have nothing else to post about. Previous post notwithstanding.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment, asking to be interviewed, ask them 5 questions.
And, just because I'm efficient, if you really want to ask me five questions, just do so below! See? Easier than making your own post. Ask!
First, from
padparadscha:
1. They called you mad, but you'll show them all! If you were a mad scientist, what would your experiments be about?
Ah, who am I kidding? I'd manufacture a horde of super-sexy love slaves. I can't help it. Eventually I'd try to be productive, and my best-selling invention would be a device that allows you to transmit to the cell phone or radio/stereo of a car nearby. "Hey! Get off the phone and learn to drive!" would be the catchphrase of the new millennium. Although before I sold it, I'd probably drive around and hiss "This is the Grim Reaper. See you real soon" at anyone driving 45 in a 65 zone.
2. Do you talk during movies?
Mea Culpa. I'll make wisecracks here and there if warranted. I do like to sit and enjoy a movie, but some movies deserve a wee bit of the MST3K treatment.
3. Have you ever studied another language? If so, what language--and why did you choose it? If not, what WOULD you learn, and why?
I lived in Germany for a year when I was young, and as a result can speak it fairly fluently. French and Spanish I can do at very basic levels (good reading, slow speaking/listening). I took a year of Latin and a year of Japanese as well, because they were interesting.
4. It looks like you're into martial arts! What's your favorite kind, and how far have you gotten?
I'd taken karate for six years before going to college and stopping. Then I graduated and got a job, and found another karate school that taught the same style that I had learned before, so I started up again. Combined, that's over 20 years of training. I've been teaching for ten, got a 4th degree black belt, and I like it. It's fun.
5. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
This is tough. Bugs Bunny is a classic- perfect slapstick and irreverance and cartoon insanity. Batman from "Batman: The Animated Series" was a well-designed character, very believable (in a superhero kind of way). It's a tossup between these two.
Next, from
mathnerd:
1. What's the worst part about moderating LJDQ?
Sometimes I'm just not funny. Also, sometimes I run out of booze. And sometimes people complain about things that just aren't all that important.
2. Name up to three countries you've visited and loved, up to three countries you've visited and hated, and three you'd like to visit.
Loved: Israel, Iceland, Mauritius
Hated: I think I've enjoyed every country I've visited, in some way. I'll say that I enjoyed Mexico the least, but that's because we were in a crappy city, and not a reflection on Mexico as a whole. I did almost get mugged by gypsies in Portugal, and South Africa was mostly work, not enough fun.
Would like to visit: Japan, Australia, Egypt
3. What would be your ideal Christmas present?
Peace on Earth, and good will towards men ONE BILLION DOLLARS. Because really, at that point you can buy whatever the hell you want.
4. Socks, yes/no, explain.
Yes. They go well with my dress clothes, which I wear every day to work. At home, 50/50 chance of socks.
5. Explain your username, where it came from, and whether or not it still applies to you today.
When choosing a hotmail address, I had wanted Chaos Avatar, but that one was swiped already. So I thought up a new word, and "vizier" sounded pretty good (and was worth more on Scrabble), and voila! Chaosvizier. Works great everywhere now.
On third base,
mountain_girl:
1. What's your favorite meal (including the trimmings)?
German weisswurst with fried onions, sauerkraut, and buttery mashed potatoes. Finish up with custard and stuff for dessert and I'm golden.
2. If you had 24 hours to yourself with unlimited funds, what would you do for the day?
I suspect I would rack up the biggest Amazon.com bill in all of history. After that, a very satisfying sushi dinner. And then a flight to... Vegas. First Class. Nice hotel. Tasty drink bill. Some crazy gambling because, why not? Unlimited funds! And after that... well, we'll see what happens.
3. What was your favorite book when you were a kid?
When I was really young, it was probably Charlotte's Web. Once I got a bit older, A Wrinkle In Time.
4. If you could move, where would you want to live?
Tough choice. I like Europe; the weather is moderate, there's lots of places to go, interesting stuff, and so on. Not a fan of excess heat, like Florida, Texas, SoCal. Let's say central Europe, just for kicks.
5. Do you collect anything (or have a collection of something)?
Not formally, although I do have currency from almost every country I've ever visited. Including European countries before they went to the Euro.
And then,
bending_sickle had a go:
1. What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
That's tricky. I've seen things break, sure, but things that I've actively broken by my own fault are mostly small things, like plates and glass ware. So I'll say "my knee" because that was me and my fault, and it was pretty costly.
2. What song would you put on repeat for an extended period of time?
I could definitely listen to "Southern Cross" by CSN for a large number of repeats.
3. What, according to you, is the worst movie in terms of quality but the best movie for MST3K-ing?
Flash Gordon. It's so damn campy and cheesy and I love it even though it's bad, and the dialogue just begs for you to help out and chime in. It's irresistable. Plus, you can sing along. Everyone loves going "DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN FLASH! AH-AAAAAAHHH! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!"
4. Chaos and mayhem results in TV shows either kicking the bucket or melding together into one giant crossover show. What shows make the cut?
I am the worst person to answer this, because I don't watch TV anymore. However, I think that Star Trek TOS, Deadwood, The Transformers, The Muppet Show, and The A Team would make a great combination.
5. What's the strangest food item you've tried and liked?
Calf's Brain is really not as bad as it sounds. Neither is Black Pudding. For overall weirdness, I'll go with Sea Cucumber.
Heeeeeere's
lady_autumnstar:
1. What sound do you most love?
This is cheesy, but the sound of silence is what I like. If I'm trying to actually do something, I do it better when there's no distracting sounds around. This goes especially for sleep.
2. What sound do you most hate?
Styrofoam crinkling, aaaargh! So... squeaky...
3. What is you favorite curse word?
Fucktacular.
4. If you couldn't do what you do, what job would you like to do?
I would love to be a real author. Or maybe a professional hit man. They both sound like fun, you know.
5. When you get to Heaven, what would you like to hear God say to you?
Things I'd like to hear: "You look like you could use one of our custom-made flaming angelic swords. Let's go smite someone!"
Things I'm more likely to hear: "Oh, I'm sorry, there's been some mistake. You're supposed to go to the other place."
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment, asking to be interviewed, ask them 5 questions.
And, just because I'm efficient, if you really want to ask me five questions, just do so below! See? Easier than making your own post. Ask!
First, from
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1. They called you mad, but you'll show them all! If you were a mad scientist, what would your experiments be about?
Ah, who am I kidding? I'd manufacture a horde of super-sexy love slaves. I can't help it. Eventually I'd try to be productive, and my best-selling invention would be a device that allows you to transmit to the cell phone or radio/stereo of a car nearby. "Hey! Get off the phone and learn to drive!" would be the catchphrase of the new millennium. Although before I sold it, I'd probably drive around and hiss "This is the Grim Reaper. See you real soon" at anyone driving 45 in a 65 zone.
2. Do you talk during movies?
Mea Culpa. I'll make wisecracks here and there if warranted. I do like to sit and enjoy a movie, but some movies deserve a wee bit of the MST3K treatment.
3. Have you ever studied another language? If so, what language--and why did you choose it? If not, what WOULD you learn, and why?
I lived in Germany for a year when I was young, and as a result can speak it fairly fluently. French and Spanish I can do at very basic levels (good reading, slow speaking/listening). I took a year of Latin and a year of Japanese as well, because they were interesting.
4. It looks like you're into martial arts! What's your favorite kind, and how far have you gotten?
I'd taken karate for six years before going to college and stopping. Then I graduated and got a job, and found another karate school that taught the same style that I had learned before, so I started up again. Combined, that's over 20 years of training. I've been teaching for ten, got a 4th degree black belt, and I like it. It's fun.
5. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
This is tough. Bugs Bunny is a classic- perfect slapstick and irreverance and cartoon insanity. Batman from "Batman: The Animated Series" was a well-designed character, very believable (in a superhero kind of way). It's a tossup between these two.
Next, from
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1. What's the worst part about moderating LJDQ?
Sometimes I'm just not funny. Also, sometimes I run out of booze. And sometimes people complain about things that just aren't all that important.
2. Name up to three countries you've visited and loved, up to three countries you've visited and hated, and three you'd like to visit.
Loved: Israel, Iceland, Mauritius
Hated: I think I've enjoyed every country I've visited, in some way. I'll say that I enjoyed Mexico the least, but that's because we were in a crappy city, and not a reflection on Mexico as a whole. I did almost get mugged by gypsies in Portugal, and South Africa was mostly work, not enough fun.
Would like to visit: Japan, Australia, Egypt
3. What would be your ideal Christmas present?
4. Socks, yes/no, explain.
Yes. They go well with my dress clothes, which I wear every day to work. At home, 50/50 chance of socks.
5. Explain your username, where it came from, and whether or not it still applies to you today.
When choosing a hotmail address, I had wanted Chaos Avatar, but that one was swiped already. So I thought up a new word, and "vizier" sounded pretty good (and was worth more on Scrabble), and voila! Chaosvizier. Works great everywhere now.
On third base,
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1. What's your favorite meal (including the trimmings)?
German weisswurst with fried onions, sauerkraut, and buttery mashed potatoes. Finish up with custard and stuff for dessert and I'm golden.
2. If you had 24 hours to yourself with unlimited funds, what would you do for the day?
I suspect I would rack up the biggest Amazon.com bill in all of history. After that, a very satisfying sushi dinner. And then a flight to... Vegas. First Class. Nice hotel. Tasty drink bill. Some crazy gambling because, why not? Unlimited funds! And after that... well, we'll see what happens.
3. What was your favorite book when you were a kid?
When I was really young, it was probably Charlotte's Web. Once I got a bit older, A Wrinkle In Time.
4. If you could move, where would you want to live?
Tough choice. I like Europe; the weather is moderate, there's lots of places to go, interesting stuff, and so on. Not a fan of excess heat, like Florida, Texas, SoCal. Let's say central Europe, just for kicks.
5. Do you collect anything (or have a collection of something)?
Not formally, although I do have currency from almost every country I've ever visited. Including European countries before they went to the Euro.
And then,
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1. What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
That's tricky. I've seen things break, sure, but things that I've actively broken by my own fault are mostly small things, like plates and glass ware. So I'll say "my knee" because that was me and my fault, and it was pretty costly.
2. What song would you put on repeat for an extended period of time?
I could definitely listen to "Southern Cross" by CSN for a large number of repeats.
3. What, according to you, is the worst movie in terms of quality but the best movie for MST3K-ing?
Flash Gordon. It's so damn campy and cheesy and I love it even though it's bad, and the dialogue just begs for you to help out and chime in. It's irresistable. Plus, you can sing along. Everyone loves going "DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN FLASH! AH-AAAAAAHHH! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!"
4. Chaos and mayhem results in TV shows either kicking the bucket or melding together into one giant crossover show. What shows make the cut?
I am the worst person to answer this, because I don't watch TV anymore. However, I think that Star Trek TOS, Deadwood, The Transformers, The Muppet Show, and The A Team would make a great combination.
5. What's the strangest food item you've tried and liked?
Calf's Brain is really not as bad as it sounds. Neither is Black Pudding. For overall weirdness, I'll go with Sea Cucumber.
Heeeeeere's
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1. What sound do you most love?
This is cheesy, but the sound of silence is what I like. If I'm trying to actually do something, I do it better when there's no distracting sounds around. This goes especially for sleep.
2. What sound do you most hate?
Styrofoam crinkling, aaaargh! So... squeaky...
3. What is you favorite curse word?
Fucktacular.
4. If you couldn't do what you do, what job would you like to do?
I would love to be a real author. Or maybe a professional hit man. They both sound like fun, you know.
5. When you get to Heaven, what would you like to hear God say to you?
Things I'd like to hear: "You look like you could use one of our custom-made flaming angelic swords. Let's go smite someone!"
Things I'm more likely to hear: "Oh, I'm sorry, there's been some mistake. You're supposed to go to the other place."
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Date: 2008-11-14 03:03 pm (UTC)I did almost get mugged by gypsies in Portugal - That sounds like quite a story :D
Also, about Mexico, I gotta represent. Give it another try if you can, and this time go to the nice places, like Veracruz (or the more touristy Acapulco and Cancun).
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Date: 2008-11-14 08:12 pm (UTC)2. Fantasy fight club! What fictional character (from any medium) would you like to beat up if you could?
3. What's your favorite dessert?
4. What's your favorite memory from school?
5. Ninjas, pirates, zombies, robots, or monkeys: which one reigns supreme?
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Date: 2008-11-14 10:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-14 03:10 pm (UTC)Anyway... Interview me!
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Date: 2008-11-14 08:18 pm (UTC)1. What's the biggest difference that you've noticed between living in NYC and living in Philly?
2. If you could have any single original world-famous work of art decorating your current dwelling place, which one would you choose?
3. If you had to choose a style of cuisine that you'd be eating for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
4. What was your favorite toy/plaything when you were a child?
5. Ninjas, pirates, zombies, robots, or monkeys: which one reigns supreme?
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Date: 2008-11-14 03:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-14 08:22 pm (UTC)2. Pudding: choose a flavor! Why that one?
3. What would your superhero name and superpower be, if you were a comic book character?
4. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
5. Ninjas, pirates, zombies, robots, or monkeys: which one reigns supreme?
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Date: 2008-11-15 02:57 am (UTC)2) Bread pudding mmmmmm warmed up with carmel sauce fj;slkfa So good
3)I would be OrgoBomber!, and my super power would be to take organic material with my touch turn them into explosives!
4) with lots of kids and hopefully with published art in a gallery
5) Were-rat Ninjas >=D
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Date: 2008-11-14 04:13 pm (UTC)1. What sound do you most love?
2. What sound do you most hate?
3. What is you favorite curse word?
4. If you couldn't do what you do, what job would you like to do?
5. When you get to Heaven, what would you like to hear God say to you?
no subject
Date: 2008-11-14 04:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-17 03:35 am (UTC)2. Is there a color that dominates your clothing? If so, what is it?
3. If you owned a boat, what would be its name?
4. What actress would play you in "
5. Ninjas, pirates, zombies, robots, or monkeys: which one reigns supreme?
no subject
Date: 2008-11-17 05:38 pm (UTC)2. Black, probably, but not for the reason you might think. I am a winter in complexion (thus I can wear jewel tones, gray, and black), and frequently when a particular item of clothing comes out it is available in a bunch of colors that make me look dead plus black (What kind of a color is celadon anyway?). The rest of my wardrobe is a mix of dark red, dark green, blue, and purple.
3. I honestly haven't the faintest idea. Not being a boat person, I have never contemplated the answer to that question. Presumably its name would begin with the letter "A" and would depend on its personality.
4. Animated or live action? I am told that I resemble Demi Moore facially and Janeane Garafolo in attitude.
5. Pirate ninjas, all the way.
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Date: 2008-11-14 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-17 03:40 am (UTC)2. What's your favorite song?
3. You're stranded on a desert island with a fictional character of your choice. Who would it be, and why?
4. Did you ever look back and say "I wish I had done that differently?" What was "that"?
5. Ninjas, pirates, zombies, robots, or monkeys: which one reigns supreme?
Quickfix
Date: 2008-11-17 11:34 am (UTC)Edited because I can't read, apparently
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Date: 2008-11-14 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-14 04:45 pm (UTC)I'm curious about what you're curious about.
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Date: 2008-11-14 08:01 pm (UTC)heh... we're still getting mileage off of "Aperture Science".
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