OK, let's meme it again. Bring it.

[chaosvizier]

Behold, The Top Five Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (Top Five People I'd Like To Kill, Top Five Musical Pieces Ever Written, etc.). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

EDIT: Fuck a separate post. I'll answer here and now. Instant gratification for all!

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This'll be a long one...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. We got to meet President Clinton after a lunch. He was very friendly, thanked us for our efforts, and even posed for a picture with our group. Naturally, when the film was developed, this was the one picture that did not come out right. Curse you, ancient technology!
4. My meeting with Benicio del Toro was less organized, of course.
3. Boxer Shorts? Most unexpected!
Shortly after that happened, the President of Hungary wandered by and wanted to go out in the gardens. So, since I was the guy in charge at the gardens area, I went with his entourage out on the garden area. High above in the sky, some demonstrator had parasailed over the East River with some kind of political message written on his chute, and police choppers and boats were circling, just waiting for him to land. I'm standing near the president thinking "Please let him not be a sniper. Please let me not be standing next to this guy when he gets whacked. Please please please."
Luckily, no one got whacked. Except maybe the parasailer, by the police, on Roosevelt Island, with the PR-24.
2. September 11, 2001, was World Peace Day that year, and we had a whole bunch of ceremonies that were scheduled. One can draw obvious conclusions about that day.
1. I met, and totally hit on, Colin Powell's smoking hot daughter. Whoops. We also had dinner with the brand-new President of Afghanistan, who was just plain cool.

Honourable Mention: Derived from my place of employment was my being dispatched to Johannesburg, South Africa for a conference. That was three weeks of crazy, in which we worked like mad dogs, saw lots of hippies (including Salad Girl, clad in a bikini made of lettuce), did get to go on a safari park visit which was cool, ate local wildlife of all sorts, and I personally got shitfaced with South African Special Forces guys. I really should know better than to drink something that's green and in an unlabeled jug.

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[perkyczarlet.livejournal.com]

Never drink with the South Africans. Jeebus, those guys can put it away!