OK, let's meme it again. Bring it.

[chaosvizier]

Behold, The Top Five Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (Top Five People I'd Like To Kill, Top Five Musical Pieces Ever Written, etc.). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

EDIT: Fuck a separate post. I'll answer here and now. Instant gratification for all!

Comments

[ajmcoqui.livejournal.com]

Top Five Fun Things To Do With Belly Button Lint

[severus89.livejournal.com]

1) Freak out your girlfriend

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. What most people don't realize is that lint, especially of the bellybutton variety, is high in protein and vitamins. So, chow down!
4. It is a key ingredient in the incantations necessary to summon Lord Tumtum, Demon Prince of Chubby Midsections, into the mortal plane.
3. If you gather enough of it, you could actually plug up someone's bellybutton completely and give him/her a smoothie instead of an innie. Does not work on outies. Might work on Audis if you have enough lint.
2. No voodoo doll is complete without some token of the target individual. Get some lint off their belly, stuff that dollie up good, and let the good times roll, voodoo style!
1. Cloning. Why have one bellybutton, when you could have one hundred?

Honourable Mention: Freak out your girlfriend. Because, truly, what are girlfriends for, if not for squicking them out with all manner of strange and ungodly things? I thought so.

[ajmcoqui.livejournal.com]

Audi, ahahahaha! Brilliant.