OK, let's meme it again. Bring it.

[chaosvizier]

Behold, The Top Five Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (Top Five People I'd Like To Kill, Top Five Musical Pieces Ever Written, etc.). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

EDIT: Fuck a separate post. I'll answer here and now. Instant gratification for all!

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Top Five Places To Have Sex

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5. In the space shuttle. Preferably in space. OK, I haven't actually done this, but come on. Zero-Gravity Sex has to be cool. I think. I don't know for sure. But I really want to try. Besides, you're in the fucking space shuttle. How many people have had sex in there? Not many, I'll bet.
4. In a church. Mmmm, sacrelicious. But not on the altar- that's all hard marble stuff. In the confessionals, where it's softer.
3. I want to do it in a plane. Sure, it's no space shuttle, but hey, it'll do in a pinch. Especially now that business class has those full recliners. Mattress mambo is a go!
2. A museum. Extra points for having sex in The Met's Temple Of Dendur exhibit.
1. Outdoors- sex on the beach, on a summer night when it's warm and the ocean's a movin' and you are too... oh yeah. But bring a towel- sand is all scratchy and shit.

Honourable Mention: Don't just have sex in any old church. Go to the friggin' Vatican. That's top-notch.