OK, let's meme it again. Bring it.

[chaosvizier]

Behold, The Top Five Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (Top Five People I'd Like To Kill, Top Five Musical Pieces Ever Written, etc.). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

EDIT: Fuck a separate post. I'll answer here and now. Instant gratification for all!

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. J-Lo. There's so much ass! It's just begging to be kicked! I want to put my footy on that booty!
4. Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler. To me they are the same person. The same annoying person. They deserve the royal foot-in-groin treatment.
3. Saddam Hussein. I just think that would be cool. "Did you just boot Saddam in the head?" - "I DID!"
2. Pat Robertson. Every time the man opens his mouth, it's like Pandora's Box Redux. I want to be the one to close that mouth. With my foot.
1. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie. The Simple Life needs my simple foot in its simple head. The world will be a better place when this stomping occurs.

Honourable Mention: The Rock. Actually, I like Dwayne. He's cool. I just want to be badass enough to kick his ass, just so I can say "I BEAT UP THE ROCK I AM SO BADASS."

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Ok, now I want the top five celebrity asses you'd like to lick.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. Zhang Ziyi. She's cute, she's hot, and she kicks ass. It's booty that bites back!
4. Kirsten Dunst. My spiderman comes with nine legs, if you know what I mean. Which I hope you do, because I don't know what I mean.
3. If Brazilian female volleyball players are celebrities in their country, then all of them.
2. Charlize Theron. Especially if she puts on that hot South African accent. Grrr, baby.
1. Rachel Weisz. What's better than South African accents? Pure British accents. Plus, she's spunky, has that librarian thing, and beats up mummies. What's not to love?

Honourable Mention: Angelina Jolie. She's a crazy woman, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed if the chips were down. No siree.