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nce upon a time there has a young PIMP named LARRY. He was ENERGETICALLY SKULLFUCKING in the GINORMOUS forest when he met RECTILINEAR TYM, a run-away CRACK DEALER from the ECSTATIC Queen JULIA ROBERTS.
LARRY could see that RECTILINEAR TYM was hungry so he reached into his VAT and give him his SWEDISH HAGGIS. RECTILINEAR TYM was thankful for LARRY's HAGGIS, so he told LARRY a very ULTIMATE story about Queen JULIA ROBERTS's daughter ANGELA. How her mother, the ECSTATIC Queen JULIA ROBERTS, kept her locked away in a FORTRESS protected by a gigantic MANTA RAY, because ANGELA was so FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.
LARRY POUNDED. He vowed to RECTILINEAR TYM the CRACK DEALER that he would save the FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC ANGELA. He would SNORT the MANTA RAY, and take ANGELA far away from her eveil mother, the ECSTATIC Queen JULIA ROBERTS, and HUMP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a MIGHTY TSUNAMI and RECTILINEAR TYM the CRACK DEALER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MANTA RAY from his story. ECSTATIC Queen JULIA ROBERTS ERUPTED out from behind a TESLACOIL and struck LARRY dead. In the far off FORTRESS you could hear a BITCHSLAP.