Just Another Memetic Friday

[chaosvizier]

Answer these questions about me. Then post the list to your journal so your friends can talk about you!

What's my name:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I smoke:
Do I drink:
Do I curse:
Do I believe in god:
When is my birthday:
What was your first impression of upon meeting me:
Color of my eyes:
Do I have any siblings:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Am I funny:
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
What's my favorite type of music:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you consider me a friend:
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
Have you ever seen me cry:
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me:
Have you ever hugged me:
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:
What is my favorite food:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What's your favorite memory of me:
What is my worst habit:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?

Comments

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

What's my name: Hans Gerhardt Grohmann
Where did we meet: The Manhattan Mall (after Rachel met you on the internet)
Take a stab at my middle name: I can't believe you're admitting this, Gerhardt! It took us months to beat it out of you!
How long have you known me: About 10 years?
When is the last time that we saw each other: 6/19, when we saw Over the Hedge.
Do I smoke: No.
Do I drink: Sure do.
Do I curse: Not as much as I do, but yes.
Do I believe in god: I kinda don't think so? Not in any religious way, anyhow.
When is my birthday: Cinco de Mayo! But honestly, I always for get the year.
What was your first impression of upon meeting me: "He seems less geeky than the last guy Rachel found on the internet."
Color of my eyes: Um, brown?
Do I have any siblings: You know, I think you do, but you never talk about them. A brother? Maybe?
What's one of my favorite things to do: Laugh.
Am I funny: No. Not at all. You are the ultimate cold fish.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: ::pause for memory cascade. I gotta pick just one?:: Um, "Cloud, egg on cloud, Zeus."
What's my favorite type of music: We don't talk about music. I assume general pop and rock.
What is the best feature about me: There are too many to count. The most obvious is "sense of humor" but everyone's going to say that. Er, you're patient with my obnoxiousness.
Am I shy or outgoing: Generally outgoing. Sometimes you need to get comfortable in an environment first.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: you are rebel scum and no threat to the Empire.
Do I have any special talents: A fiendish Jedi mind trick that fortunately one grows largely immune to after a decade or so.
Would you consider me a friend: Heck yeah.
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): Hansean.
Have you ever seen me cry: only with laughter.
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: Depends where we are. At dinner? Probably. At a Nobel award ceremony and you are about to hit on some European noblewoman? No way. I will stay in the background and laugh.
Have you ever hugged me: Yes.
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: Yes and yes, but I do sometimes get the feeling that if I moved to the other end of the country and didn't call, you wouldn't ever call.
What is my favorite food: Er, pudding?
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Darth Hans.
What's your favorite memory of me: "Cloud, egg on cloud, Zeus." Because it proved you really are my evil twin.
What is my worst habit: You go incommunicado for long periods of time. (Spook! Spook!)
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring? Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry, one of the first things you said to me. I can't remember if it was me, Rachel, or you who suggested a movie, but I bet it was you who suggested Glimmer Man.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I can't remember who suggested Glimmer Man. Let's just leave it at "it was our collective decision."

On the other hand, I remember one of the first things you said to me: "Well, Rachel and I have decided that you are not a troglodyte, so would you like to go hang out with us?"

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

That was her word. She said to me, "So what do you think? Does he pass the troglodyte test?"

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

I should be forbidden from replying to my own post, but anyway...

I think you like classical music. I am, in fact, nearly postive of it. I should remember to ask you if you want to use my occasional extra ticket to the Philharmonic.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I do like classical music, and if you do have extra Phil tix, I would be quite interested. Oh yeah.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

What's my name: Hans!
Where did we meet: ljdq
Take a stab at my middle name: Hans! (last name: Hans!)
How long have you known me: Not Long Enough
When is the last time that we saw each other: The day before NEVER.
Do I smoke: Nay
Do I drink: Aye you do!
Do I curse: Everybody curses.
Do I believe in god: Perhaps.
When is my birthday: On the day you was born.
What was your first impression of upon meeting me: (on teh intarwebs, of course) Ho shit this man is funny!
Color of my eyes: Hmmm. Fuschia.
Do I have any siblings: Yes. Maybe.
What's one of my favorite things to do: Eat PUDDING
Am I funny: Um, duh.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: No.
What's my favorite type of music: The kind that you listen to.
What is the best feature about me: That your name is Hans.
Am I shy or outgoing: Outgoing.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Pudding Rebel!
Do I have any special talents: Yes. The ability to consume mass amounts of puddin'.
Would you consider me a friend: Yes, because I love everyone and everything. Except licorice.
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
Have you ever seen me cry: No.
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: Only after I giggled at you for a while. And discretely pointed it out to others so they could enjoy my mirth, too.
Have you ever hugged me: EW BOY COOTIES.
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: What the shit is this?
What is my favorite food: PUDDING
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: KHAAAAAAAAAANS
What's your favorite memory of me: Memorieeeeeeeees la la l al al al alalalala
What is my worst habit: I dunno about yours, but mine is ODing on Nyquil in the middle of the day.
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring? A BOAT HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[richcsigs.livejournal.com]

Never Meme while drunk.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There's no wrong time to Meme.

[ketaki.livejournal.com]

What's my name: Dr Hans Chaosvizier
Where did we meet: LJDQ if you can equate that to ‘meeting’
Take a stab at my middle name: Um… Jake?
How long have you known me: Time is of no relevance on the internet… @.@
When is the last time that we saw each other: I don’t think you’ve ever ‘seen’ me or vice versa, but I can see your soul and you really have to do something about all that pudding and booze!
Do I smoke: NO!!!! (hell, I dunno, but I hope not. If you do, I’ll break your internet nose.)
Do I drink: Um… nah, you’re a teetotaller. Ha!
Do I curse: Just make sure you don’t squint while you do or the end of your nose’ll fall off.
Do I believe in god: I need a drink before I can go into this topic.
When is my birthday: I think I read the quiz in honour of this fateful day…
What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Hm… What an odd thing to do, eat small, defenceless creatures every Thursday…
Color of my eyes: From the photos, hellfire and brimstone… but I was influenced by the sharp and shiny teeth!
Do I have any siblings: Ooooh… if you do, are they male and single? ;)
What's one of my favorite things to do: be witty on LJ – yes, you know you want to post more often.
Am I funny: Um… not really, sorry to break it to you.
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: You ask too much of my brain.
What's my favorite type of music: Classical…? No, wait, you like Christina Ag and Pink, admit it, you have a shrine for both and own every single piece of merchandise with their name on it.
What is the best feature about me: I’ve never seen a deliberately hurtful or nasty reply of yours in response to any of my or others’ stupid comments! That is an accomplishment and a half.
Am I shy or outgoing: I have no idea, for all I know you could be a hermit crab!
No, seriously, you don’t shed your exoskeleton and eat it, do you?
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: You are Iron Mountain. There is no category within mortal bounds for such a creature. *cough*
Do I have any special talents: Um… you look like a blur sometimes…
Would you consider me a friend: No way! ;)
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): Unique. What! I’m being polite.
Have you ever seen me cry: I’m not far sighted and cannot see across continents. Hey, that’s a superpower I’ve not seen in any comics…
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: No, it would save me from the fatal shiny-ness of your teeth.
Have you ever hugged me: If you had come to Nottingham and braved the Sherwood forest… ooh, that reminds me, they’re starting this new assault course thing in Sherwood forest and I really want to sabotage it.
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: All I have to do is open up LJDQ and there you are! And your journal too, but you’re not so punctual on updating here, are you Hans!
What is my favorite food: Pudding, but do you like Cheesecake? I can recommend a mighty White chocolate and ginger cheesecake that just MELTS in your mouth… *drool*
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Chuck. Don’t ask me why.
What's your favorite memory of me: That pic of you next to the sumo wrestler looking a bit thoughtful as if you’re thinking: “hmm… smells like… cheese!”.
What is my worst habit: Um… You like to get a manicure and pedicure on Sundays and always ask for pink nail varnish?
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring? Ear plugs. Trust me on this.

[marasca.livejournal.com]

What's my name: Hans
Where did we meet: Ferris Place. Oh the memories!
Take a stab at my middle name: It's something painfully German. Gerhardt, I think?
How long have you known me: For fucking ever
When is the last time that we saw each other: At the Clem merger
Do I smoke: nein
Do I drink: Does a fish breathe water?
Do I curse: Fuck yeah!
Do I believe in god: Only if by "god" you mean "gin and tonic"
When is my birthday: Cinqo de Mayo!
What was your first impression of upon meeting me: I think Kate met you before I did, so it might have been: THIS is who Kate's all googley over? ;)
Color of my eyes: Brown
Do I have any siblings: A brother, who you raely talk about
What's one of my favorite things to do: Goof off and eat candy
Am I funny: One of the funniest people I know
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: Nope. I too am old enough to be going senile.
What's my favorite type of music: Classical, or anything from a video game
What is the best feature about me: Um... you have a good personality? ;)
Am I shy or outgoing: Outgoing, but not in a "talks to random strangers" way
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: A bit of both
Do I have any special talents: you have an amazing talent for remembering any funny thing ever said in a movie, TV show, or comic strip. Strip. Heh heh.
Would you consider me a friend: Absotutly
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): I prefer geeky to nerdy
Have you ever seen me cry: I don't think so. You are made of steel!
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me: I don't think we'll ever find out. You? Broccoli??
Have you ever hugged me: Yes!
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: Yes and yes
What is my favorite food: Hot Pockets
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Huggy Wuggy
What's your favorite memory of me: All my memories of you are my favorites. Well, except that time you punched me. ;)
What is my worst habit: Maybe you're a little too stubborn sometimes
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I brinng? A boat to get off the damn island?

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Oh, someone else said "a boat" already for the last one. I hereby change my answer to, "a computer with a solar panel for power, satellite internet, and surround sound speakers. I suspect you'd also want a divining fork to find the secret underground river of gin."