5. J-Lo. There's so much ass! It's just begging to be kicked! I want to put my footy on that booty! 4. Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler. To me they are the same person. The same annoying person. They deserve the royal foot-in-groin treatment. 3. Saddam Hussein. I just think that would be cool. "Did you just boot Saddam in the head?" - "I DID!" 2. Pat Robertson. Every time the man opens his mouth, it's like Pandora's Box Redux. I want to be the one to close that mouth. With my foot. 1. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie. The Simple Life needs my simple foot in its simple head. The world will be a better place when this stomping occurs.
Honourable Mention: The Rock. Actually, I like Dwayne. He's cool. I just want to be badass enough to kick his ass, just so I can say "I BEAT UP THE ROCK I AM SO BADASS."
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Date: 2006-01-19 03:14 pm (UTC)4. Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler. To me they are the same person. The same annoying person. They deserve the royal foot-in-groin treatment.
3. Saddam Hussein. I just think that would be cool. "Did you just boot Saddam in the head?" - "I DID!"
2. Pat Robertson. Every time the man opens his mouth, it's like Pandora's Box Redux. I want to be the one to close that mouth. With my foot.
1. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie. The Simple Life needs my simple foot in its simple head. The world will be a better place when this stomping occurs.
Honourable Mention: The Rock. Actually, I like Dwayne. He's cool. I just want to be badass enough to kick his ass, just so I can say "I BEAT UP THE ROCK I AM SO BADASS."