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Upon seeing Drew Barrymore up close and personal, I can now say two things:

A) She's shorter than she looks on screen. Except in ET and Firestarter, where she was much shorter.

B) I think I could kick her ass.

I think B) a lot when I see people. I must have some pent up anger issues or such. I thought the same thing when Bill Gates passed by. But that was really motivated by my desire to snag the $100000 worth of spare change he probably had sitting in his pocket for emergency use.

Okay, granted, I didn't think B) when I met Colin Powell. The man's tough. I won't dog the main man Powell.

Date: 2004-02-05 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deinemuse.livejournal.com
Did you tell her that you wanted to make hot monkey love to her? I told [livejournal.com profile] ghostwriterxx to say that. Is she shorter than me? Hollywood likes them short so they fit into movies better.

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Date: 2004-02-05 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
She's a touch taller than you- maybe 1-2 inches. Guess that means you fit into movies even better than she does!

She didn't seem too interested in the hot monkey love business. But once I did my American Idol dance moves, she warmed up to my manly charms.

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Date: 2004-02-06 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostwriterxx.livejournal.com
ha ha...you told me I could kick her ass...I passed the hot monkey love message on.

So we know Drew Barrymore hangs out at the UN...at least she's not hanging on St Mark's with the squatter punks anymore :P

Date: 2004-02-05 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xthevalkyriex.livejournal.com
You saw Drew Barrymore in person???? It's officially: I am extremely jealous of you ;)

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Date: 2004-02-06 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Michael Douglas was more cool- he actually posed with us for pictures and stuff. Too bad I didn't have my camera that day.

Date: 2004-02-05 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angledge.livejournal.com
Was she as hot in person as she is in movies? I looove Drew Barrymore. And WTF was she doing at the UN?

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Date: 2004-02-06 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
She was hot. A bit hippie-ish that day, but I guess she wasn't all made up for stuff. It was just a press conference.

I think she's involved in shooting a film that will involve some of the UN's premises or something. I dunno. Who cares, it's friggin' Drew Barrymore! Ruff, ruff!

Date: 2004-02-05 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblette.livejournal.com
you saw her up close and personal, okay.. did you actually talk to her at all? And what makes you want to kick her ass? (I mean, hey, she's funny and she's short, what more could anyone want :D)

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Date: 2004-02-06 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
No, not really; she waved and said hello to everyone in the office, but not anything special. It's not like I have a date or anything.

Who knows why I think about ass-kicking? Must be my inner violent child coming through. Heh. I wouldn't, really. She's hot. Mmmmmmmm...

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Date: 2004-02-06 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostwriterxx.livejournal.com
it's a martial arts thing...usually when I meet someone the first time...I size them up out of habit and when I'm talking to people I can't help but notice openings and weaknesses...so nah, I don't think it's an anger issue...the fact that you wanted to beat drew barrymore is prolly more of a, I wanna get all hot and sweaty with you babe...ha ha...you should have asked her about the hot monkey love :P

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Date: 2004-02-06 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Yeah, instinctive sizing up of people does happen a lot. I do it at work all the time. Security guards, dignitaries, whatever. Just force of habit.

Once the President of Azerbaijan was visiting, and his motorcade pulled up, and all these heavily armed guys jumped out and took up stations around the area. The Deputy Head of our office and I are watching this- he's from Ukraine- and he says something in Russian and then tells me "These are Russian special forces. Spetznatz. I do not think even you could challenge them."

Once in a while, he frightens me. I know he's KGB. No doubt about it.

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Date: 2004-02-07 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblette.livejournal.com
hm. i wonder if she's hot because she's hot anyway or mostly because she gets hyped up so much and has such massive coverage all the time. there are some rather hot girls around who don't get anywhere near as much attention..

tho i guess that depends. how much attention do your lovely flatmates get again? :D

Ok....

Date: 2004-02-05 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djdysfunction.livejournal.com
you see Drew Barrymore and the first thought that comes to your mind is that she's short? Your second thought is that you could kick her ass? You definitely have some issues, slugger.

Re: Ok....

Date: 2004-02-06 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
To be fair, my first thought was "Mmmmmmm... Drew Barrymore..." The other two came later, after some deliberation.

Don't worry. I didn't think you were short.

Date: 2004-02-07 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stacymonster.livejournal.com
GOBLIN mutherf876er!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2004-02-07 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krick.livejournal.com
Am I the only person who doesn't want to do Drew Barrymore?

I find that whole innocent shy little girl with a lisp thing anoying and definitely un-hot.




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