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[chaosvizier]

A-Act your age: At work, yes.
B-Boyfriend: I think I'd make a great one. My exes disagree. Strongly. Heh.
C-chore you hate: Cleaning the bathroom
D-Dad's name: Klaus
E-Essential make up: I think not.
F-Favorite Actor: Sean Connery
G-Gold or silver: Silver
H-Hometown: Ithaca, NY
I-Instruments you play: Now, none. Once, clarinet, sax, bass clarinet, oboe, drum. I can sing... sorta.
J-job title: Protocol Assistant
K-kids: Baking happily at 350 degrees with a light marinade
L-living arrangements: Three's Company - too true! But I'm not dead yet.
M-Mom's name: Therese
N-Number of people you've slept with: Less than eleventy-billion
O-Overnight hospital stays: Myringotomy, Tuberculosis, Pneumonia, Back surgery. Hospitals love me!
P-phobia: water
Q-quote you like: "Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side."
R-Religious affiliation: I worship me. As you all should.
S-Siblings: Peter
T-time you wake up: 5 am
U-unique habit: none. I'm uniquely ununique.
V-vegetable you refuse to eat: Cauliflower
W-Worst habit: Talking. It always leads to me saying something. Usually something bad.
X-X-Rays you've had: I don't think there's a part of my body that has NOT been X-Rayed to pieces. Except maybe my gonads, since they always put that lead shield over them.
Y-yummy food you make: Spaghettios
Z-Zodiac Sign: Taurus

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[fizrep.livejournal.com]

A-Act your age: At work, yes. [he forgot to mention that he is a fluffer for a living]
B-Boyfriend: I think I'd make a great one. My exes disagree. Strongly. Heh. [Those guys all said you stole their wallets]
C-chore you hate: Cleaning the bathroom [If you'd stop having 'Private Time' all over the sink and ifxtures, this wouldn't be such a bad chor.
D-Dad's name: Klaus [Klaus Barbie!]
E-Essential make up: I think not. [He's one of those 'au natural' types. Fucking hippy.]
F-Favorite Actor: Sean Connery [Jamal, how about a COCK tail?]
G-Gold or silver: Silver [Not the color of the coins in your ass right now (sicko), they mean what type of rings do you prefer]
H-Hometown: Ithaca, NY [This explains a LOT]
I-Instruments you play: Now, none. Once, clarinet, sax, bass clarinet, oboe, drum. I can sing... sorta. [Except now all he plays in the One Hand Marching Band]
J-job title: Protocol Assistant [He meant proctology ass't]
K-kids: Baking happily at 350 degrees with a light marinade [Ok, I'm with him on this one]
L-living arrangements: Three's Company - too true! But I'm not dead yet. [Those poor girls...]
M-Mom's name: Therese [How's this for coincidenes, those in the know?]
N-Number of people you've slept with: Less than eleventy-billion [Technically, zero is less than ANY answer here, guy]
O-Overnight hospital stays: Myringotomy, Tuberculosis, Pneumonia, Back surgery. Hospitals love me! [He left out the gerbil removal visits]
P-phobia: water [Haha! Mr Hose yelled at you!] [He's a god damned Triffid!]
Q-quote you like: "Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side." [He says this just as he presents his rear to the gerbils]
R-Religious affiliation: I worship me. As you all should. [Well, he DOES look pretty good in a Pope hat. Pretty DAMN good.}
S-Siblings: Peter [As in "Eatin peter"]
T-time you wake up: 5 am [You gotta wake up with the gerbils in his line of work]
U-unique habit: none. I'm uniquely ununique. [Too.. many... 'un's...]
V-vegetable you refuse to eat: Cauliflower [He was molested by a bunch of droogs with a giant platic white veggie when he was little]
W-Worst habit: Talking. It always leads to me saying something. Usually something bad. [Yeah, stuff like "Hi, my name is -- where are you all going?"]
X-X-Rays you've had: I don't think there's a part of my body that has NOT been X-Rayed to pieces. Except maybe my gonads, since they always put that lead shield over them. [His other job is a night lite]
Y-yummy food you make: Spaghettios [He just can't resist the succulent little O's , dripping with sauce. ]
Z-Zodiac Sign: Taurus [Not knowing what a Zodiac was, he looked into the parking lot and found the first word he could handle in under a minute.]

hehehehe

[lizature.livejournal.com]

remind me never to turn on the water in hans' bathroom and never to borrow change.

[ghostwriterxx.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!