"After that they had ten years of pestilence and plague!"

[chaosvizier]

Dear Swine Flu,

Hi there! I see you're reveling in your newfound celebrity today. You even rate a Pandemic Level Four Five with the World Health Organization. That's some pretty hot shit right there. I just want to advise you not to get too comfy up there in the spotlight. You might want to check out your friends SARS and Avian Flu. They were hot shit back in the day too, and look at them now. Folks can't even spell SARS anymore, it's that far under the radar. Your time will come soon enough. Now get out of the news; you're blocking my view of Air Force One playing a late April Fools Joke on Manhattan.

Sincerely,

chaosvizier

PS - Dear Media Outlets, please wake me up when velociraptor flu makes its debut. I think I'll start paying attention then.

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm just sayin'. I was looking at some pigs the other day, and they didn't seem too concerned. They were just going about their business, makin' bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.

"But Charlotte..."

[jacesan.livejournal.com]

"I don't want to die!"

Re: "But Charlotte..."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

A faaaaaaair is a veeeeeeritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord!

Re: "But Charlotte..."

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!

Re: "But Charlotte..."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Truly my favorite childhood movie. Julia Roberts, how dare you try to usurp the position of Arachnoid Benefactor? Fie on thee!

[notevenu.livejournal.com]

I suddenly got a craving for a BLT!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There's never a wrong time for a BLT!

...shit, now I want one too. This is all your fault! ;-)