5. Global Hypnosis. Subliminal messages on an international scale, through TV and radio. Break down their minds and subvert their wills with your sinister subconscious signalling. Oh, and send your elite shock troops out to hunt down anybody who doesn't watch TV or listen to radio. Barbarians. 4. Pestilence and Plague. Create a disease and the antidote. Unleash it. Make everyone bow down to you if they want health. Oh, and send your elite shock troops out to hunt down anybody naturally immune. Friggin' mutants. 3. Orbital Bombardment. With a net of satellites capable of shooting lasers with pinpoint accuracy, you can dominate the air and the surface with the classic threat of "Death From Above". Oh, and send your elite shock troops out to hunt down folks living in caves. Savages. 2. Nuclear Terror. Say you have nukes. Lots of nukes. And they're hidden in every major city on Earth. And you'll make them go boom if you're not put in charge. It'll help if you actually do have a few, just to set off in some crappy places like Mexico City and Paris. Oh, and send your elite shock troops out to hunt down every member of Greenpeace. Dirty hippies. 1. Groin Kicks. Every man on earth fears a good swift kick in the beanbag. And rightly so. If you train an army with the ability to deliver groin kicks on command, no one will stand against you except eunuchs and tough women. Trust me, that's what you have elite shock troops for.
Honourable Mention: Flash boobies everywhere. People will stand up and take notice, and probably obey whatever it was the boobies told them to do. No elite shock troops needed, unless they have good boobies to flash.
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Date: 2006-01-20 03:15 pm (UTC)4. Pestilence and Plague. Create a disease and the antidote. Unleash it. Make everyone bow down to you if they want health. Oh, and send your elite shock troops out to hunt down anybody naturally immune. Friggin' mutants.
3. Orbital Bombardment. With a net of satellites capable of shooting lasers with pinpoint accuracy, you can dominate the air and the surface with the classic threat of "Death From Above". Oh, and send your elite shock troops out to hunt down folks living in caves. Savages.
2. Nuclear Terror. Say you have nukes. Lots of nukes. And they're hidden in every major city on Earth. And you'll make them go boom if you're not put in charge. It'll help if you actually do have a few, just to set off in some crappy places like Mexico City and Paris. Oh, and send your elite shock troops out to hunt down every member of Greenpeace. Dirty hippies.
1. Groin Kicks. Every man on earth fears a good swift kick in the beanbag. And rightly so. If you train an army with the ability to deliver groin kicks on command, no one will stand against you except eunuchs and tough women. Trust me, that's what you have elite shock troops for.
Honourable Mention: Flash boobies everywhere. People will stand up and take notice, and probably obey whatever it was the boobies told them to do. No elite shock troops needed, unless they have good boobies to flash.