Did I teach a class on Tuesday? Yes.
Did I accidentally hit myself on the bridge of the nose with my own weapons? Also Yes.
Did I continue teaching class even though I could feel blood streaming down the side of my nose and soaking into my mask while my students gazed in horror, unable to stop me? Also Also Yes.
Am I an unstoppable madman? Regrettably, also also also yes.
Did I accidentally hit myself on the bridge of the nose with my own weapons? Also Yes.
Did I continue teaching class even though I could feel blood streaming down the side of my nose and soaking into my mask while my students gazed in horror, unable to stop me? Also Also Yes.
Am I an unstoppable madman? Regrettably, also also also yes.