Yesterday I bought a car.
Of course, you, my devoted fans, know that I have the ability to stretch out a simple five-word sentence into a thirty page dissertation. Which I am about to do. Grab a drink and some munchies (except for you,
ghostwriterxx; you've had more than enough), take a seat, and enjoy.
( Buying A Car, In All Its Wondrous Glory )
Of course, you, my devoted fans, know that I have the ability to stretch out a simple five-word sentence into a thirty page dissertation. Which I am about to do. Grab a drink and some munchies (except for you,
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( Buying A Car, In All Its Wondrous Glory )