Middle Earth Movie Reviews, Part One!

The countdown is underway- a mere six days until The Return Of The King starts playing and rightfully secures its place as one of the Best Movies Ever. Well, okay, I can't guarantee that for certain, but it's got killing and evil and giant spiders and Agent Smith and some guy named Viggo; how bad could it be? That's right. You know you're all going to go watch it. Don't even try to argue with me.

That being said, let's recap what went before, just in case some of you haven't A) read the books and B) seen the movies a gajillion times already. The first two movies have been re-released in their extended versions for theaters, partly to help recap, partly to show new material on the big screen, and probably mostly to rack in some extra cash, just in case they hadn't already made everything back 99 times over.

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

( This review is full of spoilers because, come on, which of you have NOT yet seen this movie? Yeah, that's what I thought... )