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Quote of the day: "Kyle, could you go to Pathmark and get a sewing kit? You can get money from Freddie. He's in the liquor store buying beef jerky." - "Now that sounds like an excerpt from Hans's Guide to Good Parenting." (For reference, some ages: Kyle=15; Freddie=10)

This is Holy Week, for those of you who have any Judeo-Christian bent to you. That means Passover, and Good Friday, and Easter Sunday, among other things. What better way to celebrate both the triumph of the Angel of Death and the death and rebirth of God? Why, heavy and unadulterated drinking, of course! That's the plan of the weekend. God bless liquor. If I make no future entries in this journal, it's probably because Yahweh or Jehovah or Jewlossus or someone smote me with heavenly fury, which I suspect is not as sweet and tasty as liquor. Not even close.

Second quote of the day: "We celebrated with Liquor, which is like milk, except that it issues forth from the devil's cold teat." (Penny Arcade, 14/4/03)

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