The Goggles, They Do Nothing
Mar. 27th, 2017 11:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
As always, the necessary disclaimers to this story are A) I'm old and B) my eyesight often plays tricks on me. Dirty, unwholesome tricks.
Case in point: the sidebar on my Facebook screen which lists trending articles and other such pointless jibba-jabba. I glance at it, looking for anything interesting, and of course my eyes tell me that the Gamecocks will face off with Gazonga in a final WHAT THE ASS
*reading glasses, reading glasses, here they are*
*crap, I spilled coffee on them somehow*
*wipe wipe*
...huh. They really are the Gamecocks. However, they are not facing off with some giant Gazongas, but instead are facing Gonzaga. Not Gazonga.
Also, unrelated to this, it was raining cats and dogs and I might not have carried an umbrella and so my pants were soaked from the knees down.
Thanks, Monday. You do you.
Case in point: the sidebar on my Facebook screen which lists trending articles and other such pointless jibba-jabba. I glance at it, looking for anything interesting, and of course my eyes tell me that the Gamecocks will face off with Gazonga in a final WHAT THE ASS
*reading glasses, reading glasses, here they are*
*crap, I spilled coffee on them somehow*
*wipe wipe*
...huh. They really are the Gamecocks. However, they are not facing off with some giant Gazongas, but instead are facing Gonzaga. Not Gazonga.
Also, unrelated to this, it was raining cats and dogs and I might not have carried an umbrella and so my pants were soaked from the knees down.
Thanks, Monday. You do you.
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Date: 2017-03-27 04:35 pm (UTC)Hur hur.
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Date: 2017-03-27 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-28 04:46 am (UTC)Whoops... I may have posted this comment on the wrong website!!!
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Date: 2017-03-28 02:34 pm (UTC)Hey, you got your gazonga on my gamecock!