OK, let's meme it again. Bring it.

[chaosvizier]

Behold, The Top Five Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (Top Five People I'd Like To Kill, Top Five Musical Pieces Ever Written, etc.). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

EDIT: Fuck a separate post. I'll answer here and now. Instant gratification for all!

Comments

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Top Five Celeberty Asses You'd Like to Kick.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Top Five TV Stations (Network, Cable, Satellite, Community Access, whatever)

[lemmywinks30.livejournal.com]

Top 5 best rides (rollercoasters whatever) in order best to least

[timba.livejournal.com]

Top Five Musicals

Mwahahaha.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Top Five Quizlings

[xgreenjudasx.livejournal.com]

Top Five Moments of Hilarity!

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Top five stupidest things that one could possibly say on a date.

Re: Mwahahaha.

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Quizling flame war in 5... 4...

:P

[bad-latin.livejournal.com]

Top five ways you procrastinate.

[severus89.livejournal.com]

The top five worst things to say to your girlfriend's mother the first time you meet her.

[drradium.livejournal.com]

Being a protocol droid, list me five or so of the most 'interesting' of incideents/occurrances to happen at your place of employment.

[drradium.livejournal.com]

damn typos

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. J-Lo. There's so much ass! It's just begging to be kicked! I want to put my footy on that booty!
4. Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler. To me they are the same person. The same annoying person. They deserve the royal foot-in-groin treatment.
3. Saddam Hussein. I just think that would be cool. "Did you just boot Saddam in the head?" - "I DID!"
2. Pat Robertson. Every time the man opens his mouth, it's like Pandora's Box Redux. I want to be the one to close that mouth. With my foot.
1. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie. The Simple Life needs my simple foot in its simple head. The world will be a better place when this stomping occurs.

Honourable Mention: The Rock. Actually, I like Dwayne. He's cool. I just want to be badass enough to kick his ass, just so I can say "I BEAT UP THE ROCK I AM SO BADASS."

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Top 5 Reasons Stargate Is So Much More Cooler Than Star Wars

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. FOX. Not for the news, really. But in my younger days, FOX showed some great programs. And one need look no further than The Simpsons to see some of FOX's greatness.
4. Sci-Fi. Yeah, I'm a sucker for cheesy sci-fi. And, granted, a lot of the sci-fi channel is made entirely of cheese. Bad cheese. But I cannot resist its cheesy lure.
3. Whatever station is playing Law And Order. Could be NBC, USA, TNT, who knows. It could be all three simultaneously.
2. Cartoon Network. Even though a lot of the "modern" toons they show are crap, they have some gems sprinkled throughout, not the least of which is "Adult Swim".
1. Comedy Central. It has given rise to some of my favorite shows of all time, and does its fair share in pushing the envelope, most notably with "South Park".

Honourable Mention: HBO. Deadwood and Rome are wonderful things. HBO Direct or whatever it's called is useful. Plus, boobies.

[drradium.livejournal.com]

Nice. I've noticed that quite too often that L&O are on different channels at once. By the time you figure out which episode you want to see it's half over.

You can't forget Law & Order: Trial By Jury, the forgotton L&W thats on court tv.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Top five desserts. (notice the 2 s's, I don't want a list of sandy rocky places)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. Space Mountain, Disneyworld, Florida. While perhaps no longer as high-end as the newer coasters of the 21st century, it still holds a place in my heart. Good old nostalgia.
4. There was a time when I liked waterslides. And in Portugal, on vacation, we were near this huge waterpark with some of the longest and wildest waterslides I've ever been on. We spent entire days just riding the same rides.
3. Superman, Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey. The suspended "flight" position makes this one interesting, especially with the giant loop. Critical to be in the front row, though.
2. Nitro, Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey. That first drop's a doozy; that's all I gotta say.
1. Kingda Ka, Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey. The culmination of magnetic accelerator-based rides. I actually thought my contacts were going to be ripped from my eyes by sheer force. All other rides must bow down to this one.

Honourable Mention: While I've never actually been on it, there's a ride down in Disneyworld or Epcot or Universal or something where you're travelling through the human body. Apparently it has the highest puke-factor rate in the park. You have to respect that.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I was always a big fan of Rolling Thunder @ Six Flags Great Adventure... but only the backwards track. And if the timing was right Lighting Loops was a cheap thrill. Although I got burned out on the rides the summer I worked there.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. While not a musical in the traditional sense, it is a movie in which the characters break out into song quite frequently, and thus qualifies in my book. Also, the songs are uproariously funny.
4. The Sound Of Music. While perhaps slightly annoying, you cannot deny its ubiquitous nature. I bet dollars to donuts that right now, as you read this, somewhere in your brain a neuron is singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE; HOW I HATE THIS SO-ONG!"
3. The Phantom Of The Opera. Not the movie; the real musical. The movie is for posers.
2. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. You know, I said "Quoi?" when I first laid eyes on this musical. It seemed like such an odd movie to remake in musical format. Wonder no more. It was funny as fuck all.
1. Les Miserables. The story is fun. The songs are excellent. A lot of people die. French people, no less. What's not to like?

Honourable Mention: Spamalot. The essence of Monty Python And The Holy Grail, revised and reformatted for the musical stage, and delivered with the same insane exuberance that the original film cast had when the movie was made. Well-done.

[notevenu.livejournal.com]

Top Five Places To Have Sex

That's tough to grade...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. lovellama has created some very clever, and very funny, LJDQ-themed icons. This kind of sucking up can only earn fame and favor in my easily-sucked-up-to eyes.
4. In days of long ago, when the quiz was a young thing, evils posted a long tale of The First Leprechaun On The Moon. For reasons unknown, this story still makes me laugh.
3. fizrep, one of less than a dozen quizlings who has been consistently playing since the quiz's inception, and has maintained a good level of funny throughout. Similar shoutouts should go to marasca, sskipstress, krick, and a few others.
2. trishalynn, who introduced us to the wide wide world of metaquotes. Repeatedly.
1. ataralas, who introduced us to this picture:

And that pretty much won every prize known to mankind.

Honourable Mention: Oh, come on, I love all quizlings equally. Unless they're from Pod Six.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Rolling Thunder shattered my spine. Heh. They're building a new wooden coaster now to replace it. It looks ginormous.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

It's at Epcot & I think it's called Body Wars. And it was ... PUKETASTIC (I didn't toss my cookies but it was a close thing).

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. January 1992: George H.W. Bush throws up on Japanese Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa at a formal dinner. Nothing else needs to be said.
4. Fall, 2005: France criticizes US response to Katrina disaster, then promptly is paralyzed by two weeks of rioting in its capital city. Irony is staggering.
3. Molly Ringwald mauled by a vicious bear. OK, that never really happened, but I'm holding out hope.
2. The entire "Sex Education" episode of South Park. Butters playing the part of The Humongous from The Road Warrior is worth platinum.
1. Bill Cosby: Himself. People think the Cos is old news and barely worth his weight in pudding. Go back to the good old days and remember this.

Dishonourable Mention: Jar-Jar Binks. Supposed to provide "hilarity" and "amusement" to Star Wars Episode I. Failed in a way that has never before been matched throughout history.