OK, let's meme it again. Bring it.

[chaosvizier]

Behold, The Top Five Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (Top Five People I'd Like To Kill, Top Five Musical Pieces Ever Written, etc.). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

EDIT: Fuck a separate post. I'll answer here and now. Instant gratification for all!

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

5. January 1992: George H.W. Bush throws up on Japanese Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa at a formal dinner. Nothing else needs to be said.
4. Fall, 2005: France criticizes US response to Katrina disaster, then promptly is paralyzed by two weeks of rioting in its capital city. Irony is staggering.
3. Molly Ringwald mauled by a vicious bear. OK, that never really happened, but I'm holding out hope.
2. The entire "Sex Education" episode of South Park. Butters playing the part of The Humongous from The Road Warrior is worth platinum.
1. Bill Cosby: Himself. People think the Cos is old news and barely worth his weight in pudding. Go back to the good old days and remember this.

Dishonourable Mention: Jar-Jar Binks. Supposed to provide "hilarity" and "amusement" to Star Wars Episode I. Failed in a way that has never before been matched throughout history.

[xgreenjudasx.livejournal.com]

Bravo Hans!

Nothing else needs be said.

Wanna go out to the west coast and watch Ang swim from sharks?

[ajmcoqui.livejournal.com]

You have risen in my estimation yet again - I *love* the old Cosby skits. My dad had them on vinyl and I used to blow milk out of my nose every time he put them on, I laughed so hard. The hernia skit is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. Aside from "GWB has been re-elected", but that was a different kind of funny (as in cheese that has gone off smelling funny).

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

The Noah sketch is, clearly, one of his finest. The Lone Ranger and Tonto is good too. And then, the tales of Fat Albert.

Oh Cosby, you funny man.

[ajmcoqui.livejournal.com]

Fat Albert playing Buck Buck - 'nuff said. :)

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I loved the shampoo in the baby's eye bit.