To Be Fair...

[chaosvizier]

Hans is _____.
Hans thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of _________, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, _____.
Hans needs _____.
I want to ____ Hans.
Someday Hans will _____.
Hans reminds me of _____.
Without Hans, _____.
Hans can be _____.
Worst thing about Hans is _____.
Best thing about Hans is _____.

Comments

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Hans is my Sith Master.
Hans thinks a lot about sex, & wanting some.
When I think of the United Nations, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, we'd probably be thinking up evil plans.
Hans needs more life insurance.
I want to outlive Hans.
Someday Hans will fall beneath my vengeful lightsaber.
Hans reminds me of me.
Without Hans, *I'd* be the Master.
Hans can be a sexy bitch.
Worst thing about Hans is his cooking skills.
Best thing about Hans is his liquor discovery skills.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

In a few more years, I'll reach my $2M insurance premium! You'll be set for months!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

HOW MANY more years?

[lizature.livejournal.com]

Hans is the funniest guy ever.
Hans thinks a lot about how to get me to drink hard liquor.
When I think of burning spiders, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, we'd do shots.
Hans needs a spider army.
I want to make fun of Hans.
Someday Hans will stop picking on me.
Hans reminds me of drinking deer guts.
Without Hans, alcohol companies would go bankrupt.
Hans can be a big meanie.
Worst thing about Hans is he doesn't have a game night.
Best thing about Hans is his sense of humor.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Someday Hans will stop picking on me.

You're right. Someday I will.
Just not today, shotgirl!

[notevenu.livejournal.com]

Hans is a dirty-minded man.
Hans thinks a lot about Colin Powell's daughter.
When I think of world peace, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, he would probably try something dirty.
Hans needs to apologize to Colin for hitting on his daughter.
I want to write a book with Hans.
Someday Hans will probably not date Colin Powell's daughter.
Hans reminds me of my old friend Chris Constanza.
Without Hans, I wouldn't know half of my vocabulary.
Hans can be the most creative and entertaining writer.
Worst thing about Hans is that he made fun of the Joanna Banana Mobile.
Best thing about Hans is his story-telling.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Colin Powell's daughter was mega-hot. I just have to say that again.

Will you take me for a ride in your pretty car? Pleeeeeze?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

If I were alone in a room with Hans, he would probably try something dirty.

I'd never do something uncouth like that to y-

If I were alone in a room with Joanna, I'd ply her with my eeeeevil charms.

Whoops... I guess I would. Never mind. ;)

[ghostwriterxx.livejournal.com]

Hans is Gonna be my roomie! woohoo!.
Hans thinks a lot about candy!.
When I think of gaygolas, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, I'd try to assassinate him to collect the flat screen!.
Hans needs to go to Vegas with us next year.
I want to foil Hans. and his evil plans
Someday Hans will conquer the universe, and life as we know it will be finished..
Hans reminds me of Pinky and the Brain's Brain.
Without Hans, What would we do without Hans?.
Hans can be the life of the party.
Worst thing about Hans is his evil tendencies to bring candy into our home..
Best thing about Hans is his sense of humor, his great stories, and his fun personality.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I don't bring candy into your home. It just finds its way there, like a stray kitten wanting friendship and love. And you're just the person for the job.

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Hans is The Man.
Hans thinks a lot about hot chicks.
When I think of Titanic Totems, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, I'm sure we'd be laughing.
Hans needs Some.
I want to be Hans (but just for a day).
Someday Hans will be a best-selling author.
Hans reminds me of pudding.
Without Hans, I wouldn't know half the Simpsons and Critic quotes I know.
Hans can be stubborn, or a lot of fun, depending. He's very Yin-Yang like that.
Worst thing about Hans is he's sometimes too self-deprecating.
Best thing about Hans is he's helluva funny and a super loyal friend.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm all about the yin-yang, baby.

[deinemuse.livejournal.com]

Hans is evil.
Hans thinks a lot about chocolate.
When I think of twix, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, he would rub my head till I went zzzzz.
Hans needs to stop tempting me to with twix.
I want to hang Hans upside and watch the blood rush to his head.
Someday Hans will be my roomie.
Hans reminds me of twix.
Without Hans, I wouldn't have such temptations with twix.
Hans can be too rough on my kitty. Yes, I mean the cat!
Worst thing about Hans is lack of cooking skills.
Best thing about Hans is his witty humor.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I love your kitty, and your kitty loves me. She says so all the time. "Meow, meow, Hans, you're so cool, I wish you'd give me Twix too."

[doomgirl.livejournal.com]

Hans is hysterically funny.
Hans thinks a lot about his movie reviews.
When I think of spaghettios, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, we'd giggle a lot.
Hans needs to come to Mardi Gras next year.
I want to meet Hans.
Someday Hans will come visit me in Dallas.
Hans reminds me of Douglas Addams.
Without Hans, LJ would be much less enjoyable.
Hans can be quite witty.
Worst thing about Hans is that he lives too far away.
Best thing about Hans is his personality.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mardi Gras could be Party Gras once Doom and Chaos meet up! Woohoo!

[doomgirl.livejournal.com]

We have rented a condo for five nights just two blocks from the quarter. We'll be there from Saturday night until Thursday. We are splitting rent on the place between everyone who goes. It may be as little as 175.00 a person...for FIVE nights. That's cheap for Mardi Gras.

I can't wait.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ooooo... how tempting. Time to see what my schedule tells me.

[doomgirl.livejournal.com]

Well...if you get back to me quick enough...we can save you a spot in the condo. It's first come first served. Which means...whoever sends me their money first - gets a spot. So far it's wide open.

[lemmywinks30.livejournal.com]

Hans is super smart.
Hans thinks a lot about the cookies at work.
When I think of the UN, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, we woul.
Hans needs a drink.
I want to throw stuff at people with Hans.
Someday Hans will stop drinking.
Hans reminds me of the bar.
Without Hans, Friday's wouldn't have been as much fun.
Hans can be tired.
Worst thing about Hans is he missed Sue's party.
Best thing about Hans is he's great to hang out with.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I can't help but notice that you're planning never to be alone in a room with Hans. You may well be the smartest one of all...

[lemmywinks30.livejournal.com]

haha, I have no idea what happened there!

Oh, you're asking for it now!

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Hans is a co-founder if the Hive.
Hans thinks a lot about tang. And we ain't talkin astronaut beverages.
When I think of altogether too many funny things, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, we'd goof off and eat candy.
Hans needs some lovin. Ladies, pony up!
I want to get snockered with Hans.
Someday Hans will get dat ass.
Hans reminds me of a jellyfish lens.
Without Hans, eh, we'd get by.
Hans can be funny as shit at 3 am.
Worst thing about Hans is the way he keeps hitting his fucking golf ball in front of mine!
Best thing about Hans is ... there's an answer for this?

Re: Oh, you're asking for it now!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Everything's funny at 3 am. Like sad faces and security pizzas.

Best thing about Hans is ... there's an answer for this?

Sure there is. I make you look good!