chaosvizier ([personal profile] chaosvizier) wrote2006-05-31 10:28 am
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Movie Magnetism!

And so the summer blockbuster season continues with what might be the biggest hit of all: X-Men 3: X-ality. Is it X-treme enough? X-cellent enough? Over-X-aggerated? Find out now!

X-Men 3: The Last Stand



Movies based on comics are vulnerable to hyperbole and exaggeration, simply because that is the nature of comics- everything is huger, more vivid, more powerful, more energetic. Heroes are paragons of humanity, or supernatural entities; villains are ruthless and evil and the embodiment of cruelty. Some scripts follow this simplistic formula to the letter and create simplistic movies. However, some comics have created environments in which there are higher concepts and moral dilemmas to be addressed. Batman embodies justice above the law; Spider-Man is just an ordinary kid who becomes extraordinary; V brings anarchy and freedom to a subdued populace. The X-Men have always been a symbol of bigotry and prejudice, as "normal" humans are confronted with a "mutant" race that threatens them with their differences.

The previous two films address this issue on smaller scales, building up the characters and their interactions and histories and setting the stage for larger conflicts between mankind and mutantkind. This third film explores the larger scale issue: war between the species, with genocide high on the list. And the film does try to live up to its name, "The Last Stand", as fatality soars high on all fronts.

The plot: Humans bad. Magneto bad. X-Men get between a war of baddies. Also, Wolverine turns down hot sex. WTF?

The pros: A movie like this relies on special effects to carry many of its points across, and this series has never been a slouch in that department. Likewise, the continuation of the story is decent, with the original characters continuing their roles as before. The movie does not waste time with rehashing what has gone before; the audience is assumed to be aware of previous events and, as a result, what all the characters are about. The introduction of new characters, both hero and villain, allow for expansion of the armies and a little change when things start to go awry, as they are wont to do. And the issues addressed are heavy: A "cure" for mutation becomes available. It turns mutants into normal humans again. Many mutants think it is an oppression of their rights, and Magneto believes it is a declaration of war, in which the final outcome would be the genocide of all mutants at the whims of "human" government. But some mutants see the cure as a blessing, giving them a chance to live a life free of prejudice, free from disfiguring or disabling mutations that make them outcast. Extra props for Kelsey Grammar as The Beast, though; definitely wins the "Best New Character" award.

The cons: Ignoring things like canon and accuracy and similarity to the source material, the key problem is that this movie is too short. At a mere 90 minutes and change, there is no room for character development, especially when so many new characters are introduced and brought to the forefront. Kitty Pryde is a young girl suddenly thrust into the firing line; her "character" scene lasts all of 90 seconds. Colossus? I don't think he even got a character scene. And while the deaths of Xavier and Cyclops transform the dynamic of the team, even those setups are short and undeveloped. The use and misuse of Phoenix by both Xavier and Magneto is perhaps the only interesting and developed storyline beyond the main plot of humans curing mutants. In other points, the bridge scene was showy but unnecessary, and Magneto's Brotherhood of Wankers was even less interesting than the wankers he had in the first film. The Brotherhood of Lo Pan would have those jerks for lunch.

The verdict: It is good, but it needs more. Ultimately, the worst of the three, which is a shame, because the potential for it to have been the best is definitely there.

Disclaimer: Of course Jean went crazy. The first mutant she met who liked her was a weirdo in a purple suit. Purple! Jebus.

Disclaimer: For a movie entitled "The Last Stand", they sure left a lot of openings for a followup. I can't wait for "Final Fantasy X-Men: Final And Last Mean Nothing To Us".

Disclaimer: "Oooh, my mutant power is writing without a pen! I just think and words appear in my notebook!" You belong in the Brotherhood of Cannonfodder Mutants.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But think about how awesome that would be (thought-pen-person) for communicating Sekrit Escape Plans if they ever get captured!!

My main complaint with movie was that it seemed like they were trying to fit two movies worth of stuff into one short movie. If they hadn't done that, I think this one would've been a much better movie than X2.

that'll teach me.

[identity profile] ladylyonesse.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I read spoilers because special effects movies are never about plot anyway, and I've been looking forward to seeing this, and so I blithely made with the clickies on your well-warned spoiler cut, and said,

WHO'S DEAD?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That will teach me. ~headdesk~

PS -- Patrick Stewart is totally teh hot.

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] ladylyonesse.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
PS -- TOTALLY fine with Cyclops biting it. Hate his stupid whiny ass anyway.

But Xavier? DAMNNIT, man!

Stupid movie/comic story people...

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly it- a lot of story, and good ideas, and good character side plots, but none of them really fully explored or realized. Rogue? A tiny, but poignant, part of the tale. Angel? Same thing. Kitty Pryde? Worth going into in greater detail. Phoenix? A fairly important and extensive storyline. Man curing Mutant? The big plot that really can be a movie by itself without all the sidebars. The death of Xavier? Heavy, and significant on many levels. With all that complexity, this movie could easily have stretched out another 45 minutes and given more depth to everything. It's a wasted opportunity, in the end.

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I should, then, in all fairness advise you that, if you go see the movie, stay through all the credits for the end scene. That will make up for you heedlessly ignoring my spoiler warning. ;-)

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
See, in the comics, Cyclops always was my favorite- the somewhat reluctant and not always confident team leader, slowly developing into a hero and realising his ill-fated relationship with Jean... his tales were always a bit sad and touching. Here in the films, he's given short shrift and becomes a wanker so much that even I wanted him to buy it. Which is tough for me to admit.

[identity profile] ajmcoqui.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hear hear - you're completely correct about them trying to shove two movies into one. I thought there were a ton of missed opportunities in the storyline, and it would have been better to make a Pater-Jackson-length film to develop them, than to give them short shrift as the released version of X3 did. Let's hope there will be an extended version on DVD soon.

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] severus89.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I always hated Cyclops, even in the comics. He was always so goody-goody. I liked reading Colossus stories. He always seemed to me like the most unexplored character on the team.

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Gambit stories were always the worst for me. He was so lame.

I liked Nightcrawler too. He had personality that was interesting. He should have gotten it on with Kitty instead of Colossus.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. Peter Jackson's X-Men...

MAGNETO: *slams bridge down on Alcatraz and marches across*
LOGAN: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
MAGNETO: You just totally stole my line.
BEAST, to KITTY: Keep Leech secret. Keep Leech safe.
MAGNETO: Stop that, all of you.
STORM, to humans: Fly, you fools!
MAGNETO: Now you're being ridiculous.
JUGGERNAUT: I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
MAGNETO: Finally, some original dialogue...

[identity profile] ajmcoqui.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahaha! Priceless.

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] ajmcoqui.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Nighcrawler got it on with Colossus! My God, that's open-minded of good old Stan!

;)

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Those X-Men, always pushing the envelope.

I don't know if it was heedless...

[identity profile] ladylyonesse.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You warned me quite properly, and I took heed, but went on anyway BECAUSE I AM A GIANT DORK.

Yes, I've heard to stay through all credits.

Also, in my one brush with comic book fame, I worked in the same office as John Snyder for almost two years. Had no clue who he was until I saw him working one day. :)

[identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The Movie Summarized By Me:

Jean's hair - Want it! So close, sooooo close to achieving it...

Wolverine - Want him too! Liiiiiittle bit further away.

All else - There was an else?

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh, forbidden love Logan... "Hey Logan, is that an adamantium bone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Besides, Colossus is everyone's favorite sex partner. Always hard!

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] ajmcoqui.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*groan*

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] severus89.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I never liked Gambit either. Rogue, on the other hand, I liked lots.

[identity profile] dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Meta-quote?

[identity profile] dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Wolverine?? Good GOD, yes!! When he was walking away before the final battle in that leather suit... wish I had a pause button for that.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Permission granted!

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Rogue is a great tragic figure. Which is again why I was upset that this movie was so short: her bit is practically a throwaway, and yet it is right at the core of the issue. It would have merited a bit more time and effort.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Myself I was sad when Mystique got shot. I gotta agree with Magneto- "She was so beautiful." Blue chicks are HOT.

Except Smurfette. Let's just not go there.

Re: that'll teach me.

[identity profile] severus89.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Here we have an X-Men who is willing to giv eup her powers to become just another normal person and it was about a 5 minute segment in the movie. That should have gotten a greater amount of story time, instead of just making it look like the only reason she's doing it is because she's jealous of some other girl with her boyfriend.

Then she gives up her powers and no one says or does anything. WTF?

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