Today's Random Work Event

[chaosvizier]

Upon seeing Drew Barrymore up close and personal, I can now say two things:

A) She's shorter than she looks on screen. Except in ET and Firestarter, where she was much shorter.

B) I think I could kick her ass.

I think B) a lot when I see people. I must have some pent up anger issues or such. I thought the same thing when Bill Gates passed by. But that was really motivated by my desire to snag the $100000 worth of spare change he probably had sitting in his pocket for emergency use.

Okay, granted, I didn't think B) when I met Colin Powell. The man's tough. I won't dog the main man Powell.

Comments

[deinemuse.livejournal.com]

Did you tell her that you wanted to make hot monkey love to her? I told ghostwriterxx to say that. Is she shorter than me? Hollywood likes them short so they fit into movies better.

[xthevalkyriex.livejournal.com]

You saw Drew Barrymore in person???? It's officially: I am extremely jealous of you ;)

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Was she as hot in person as she is in movies? I looove Drew Barrymore. And WTF was she doing at the UN?

[scribblette.livejournal.com]

you saw her up close and personal, okay.. did you actually talk to her at all? And what makes you want to kick her ass? (I mean, hey, she's funny and she's short, what more could anyone want :D)

Ok....

[djdysfunction.livejournal.com]

you see Drew Barrymore and the first thought that comes to your mind is that she's short? Your second thought is that you could kick her ass? You definitely have some issues, slugger.

[stacymonster.livejournal.com]

GOBLIN mutherf876er!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krick.livejournal.com]

Am I the only person who doesn't want to do Drew Barrymore?

I find that whole innocent shy little girl with a lisp thing anoying and definitely un-hot.