Hans is evil.
Hans thinks a lot about chocolate.
When I think of twix, I think of Hans.
If I were alone in a room with Hans, he would rub my head till I went zzzzz.
Hans needs to stop tempting me to with twix.
I want to hang Hans upside and watch the blood rush to his head.
Someday Hans will be my roomie.
Hans reminds me of twix.
Without Hans, I wouldn't have such temptations with twix.
Hans can be too rough on my kitty. Yes, I mean the cat!
Worst thing about Hans is lack of cooking skills.
Best thing about Hans is his witty humor.