OK, let's meme it again. Bring it.

[chaosvizier]

Behold, The Top Five Meme!

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section (Top Five People I'd Like To Kill, Top Five Musical Pieces Ever Written, etc.). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then you post this offer in your own journal.

EDIT: Fuck a separate post. I'll answer here and now. Instant gratification for all!

Comments

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10. "By the power cosmic, your knavish demeanor will be your undoing!"
9. "You wouldn't know smartass if a donkey was demonstrating quantum physics on a chalkboard."
8. "Fuhgeddaboudit!"
7. "Yeah, you just wish you could get come on your back."
6. "The only wit you'll get out of me is the one that comes in 'twit', you stupid twit."
5. "Fuck you!" Because, really, you can ALWAYS use that one.
4. "Top Ten? What do I look like, David Fucking Letterman?"
3. "I pity the fool that wants smartassery! My prediction for these comments? PAIN!"
2. "You can't handle the truth!" Can't go wrong with Jack Nicholson, after all.

And the number one smartass comeback I could make to this comment is...
*drumroll*

1. "Your mother." Always the right anwer. Always.