ext_19882 ([identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] chaosvizier 2006-01-19 04:56 pm (UTC)

5. "You looked better on your internet profile."
4. "Sorry; expensive food makes me gassy."
3. "Your eyes are beautiful. I'd love to add them to my collection."
2. "Nice to meet you; my name's George W. Bush."
1. "Nice tits. Wanna fuck?" This probably is equally bad if you date is male OR female.

Honourable Mention: "Do you have a hotter sister/brother?"

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