Mass Movie Magnificence!

Indeed, I have not graced you, my loyal readers, with the wisdom that I apply to today's cinematographic features, thus leaving you uncertain as to what to see, and when, and why. But I'm back, bad, black, and mad, and my evil genius is ready to tell you what you need to know about everything. Yes, everything!

Well, everything movie-related, at least. I mean, shit, I'm not here to choose your job or your future spouse or stuff. Get with the program! Understand the movies! Get some popcorn and read up.

The Last Of The Mohicans

( It's an old film, and it's based on literature. Why do I like it? Read on... )